***Jerking the Babysitter Off*** Your plan? When you get home, you'll grab your ex-wife's vibrating dildo she left in the closet years ago that you just remembered the existence of. You'll go into the guest room, slip the dildo under the covers and drag it across the lower half of her naked body, testing the waters but confident in her positive reception based on the telling looks you’ve given each other and texts you’ve exchanged. Let’s see what happens......