❤️ Todays little morning diary ❤️ **beeepbeeepbeeepbeeep** Nope. **BEEPBEEEPBEEP** Uhnnnnmmmgggg No. **BEEEEEEEPPPBEEEEEEEPP** Okay sorry to make it silly but I’m so fricken bad at sleeping through my alarm sometimes it’s almost *dangerous*.. I would miss anything. But it’s not really my fault because I’m not even conscious ;< *opens phone* *clicks twitter* *scrolls, scrolls scrolls* -video of a girl getting roughly fucked by a massive cock and getting choked by her own panties- *scrolls past* …. *scrolls back to the video* *watches 3 times* *imagine it’s me..* *watch 2 more times* (I can’t help that porn makes me horny oK 😖) *pants are soaking wet* *can’t find my vibrator or dildo where the **fuck** are they* -left my fucking dildo in my shooting room- -Walks to find them.. but get distracted and randomly find myself making cereal in kitchen in just my pants.. - *delivery driver walks past the window* Not **AGAIN** *Runs upstairs and sit in bed with with cereal* *mfw -forgot to put milk in cereal-* *open up twitter and another hot as fuck video plays* - Lay there with no milk in my cereal and horny as fuck for 10 minutes. 🥲