I wish you could open your dm and a letter that i've sent you would just *pop* out of your screen. Do you know how cool that would be? I put so much effort into my letters it's actually a lil' sad lol I write like 3-4 letters a year and everytime I do it's like: So this is my letter to you, in internet form ❤ **SKADOOSHH** -plonks down *huge* sticker book (because I'm totally into hoarding stickers) **FLWAP** -giant coloring pencil collection rolls out over the floor **BZZBZZZBZZZZ** -prints *memes* *YOU'RE OUT OF INK* **SCREAMS** -loads ink into tray **BZZZBZZBZZZZ** -finally, its printing **SCHLLLLLP** -glue stick initiated. "Hey. I've eaten 4 chocolate bars tonight and I feel kinda sick, please send help." **PAPAPAPAPAP** -slams stickers and memes onto letter with glue **SCHLP** -licks the seal on the envelope **FUCK** -it doesn't need to be licked, it's peelable. *delivers letter to you*