There is one little -secret- though.. and I don’t know whether I should tell you.. because you might think I’m a bad kitten..
💔
I have a little addiction to things that are
1. Thick
2. Long
3. Made of Latex/Rubber
4. In the shape of a.. large banana 🍌 (kinda)
So after midnight, when you put me in my cage, or i’m snuggled in your bed, make sure this little kitten of urs can’t get her hands on something that’s like a sextoy 👀
Because my purring turns into moaning, and moaning, and moaning.. and then I might leave a wet mess on ur floor 💦 and then you’ll be angry with me…
💔
I have a little addiction to things that are
1. Thick
2. Long
3. Made of Latex/Rubber
4. In the shape of a.. large banana 🍌 (kinda)
So after midnight, when you put me in my cage, or i’m snuggled in your bed, make sure this little kitten of urs can’t get her hands on something that’s like a sextoy 👀
Because my purring turns into moaning, and moaning, and moaning.. and then I might leave a wet mess on ur floor 💦 and then you’ll be angry with me…
